Seniors

  (Our iconic statue)

Do you like playing golf in a relaxed yet competitive manner?

Are you over 55?

Then get in touch with Deanwood Seniors via the Clubhouse on 01635 48772.

The Seniors ( Evergreens ) meet every Friday at 08.30 hrs.

The Captain - Ray Bilton - is always willing to chat and can be contacted through the members section of the website or via the Pro shop.

If Friday is not convenient then there is an offshoot group (The Deans) meeting on Monday (11 am) and Wednesday ( 8 am). Their contacts are Gordon Neale and Richard Jones all contactable through the website or the Pro shop.

No matter what time of year you are guaranteed a warm welcome here!

....... make sure you know the right handicap for each tee and that you are aware of all the local rules .

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John told me the other day that he didn't like me singing songs by the Monkees.

I thought he was kidding but then I saw his face!

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.......come and play golf with the Seniors...........

..............if you can spot us!

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Pearl Celebration.

An excellent day, results and full report will appear on the Club main site.

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The game blossoms at  Deanwood.

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They were too late to enter the Pearl Cup!

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STAY SAFE!

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Next week.

#######  June Stableford / Eclectic #######

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Who is this?

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Have you heard this one ?

A man in the Scottish Highlands sees a hillwalker kneeling by the side of a burn scooping up water in his hand to quench his thirst.

"Haw, min!" he shouts. "Dinna' drink oot o' there, it's fu' o' coos' keech!"

"I don't understand a word you're saying," replies the hillwalker. "Why on Earth can't you Scotch people learn to talk proper English?"

The man says, "I was saying, 'Use both hands to scoop up the water - you'll get more!"

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Who said?

If you drop a hammer on your foot it's hardly useful to get mad at the hammer!

Was it:

a)  Captain Picard

b) Commander Riker            or

c) Commander Data ?

Answer at the bottom of the page.

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The Deans.

Monday Matins.

(Notes from Friar Neale) 

09/06/25

I'm so sorry gentlemen, I scanned the result, saved it and now cannot find it!

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Wednesday Wizards.

 ( Musings from The Elders)

11/06/25

14 of us played a Stableford yellow ball competition. The results were as follows.

1st with 138.75 points. Colin Cox, Nick Brown, Tony Finch & James Gould..

2nd with 130.5 points:  Brian Earle, Tom Wallin, Sid Edwards and Nigel Connor.

3rd with 123 points on countback: Keith Count, James Fisher & Richard Tripp,.

4th also with 123 points, Keith Endersby, Brendan Coyle & Bevan Metcalfe.

Best round of the day was Nick Bown with 41 points

closely followed bt Brian Earle with 40 points 

and Tony Finch on 37 points.

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Did I?

Play Golf or just spoil another walk?

As you walk off the course next time ask yourself the following questions:

Did I enjoy myself?

Have I signed my card?

Did I replace my divots and repair my pitch marks?

You should answer YES to them all!

Seniors Calendar

Answers:

It's Ben Griffin (No, it is not Lord Abbett!)

It was b) Commander Riker

Remember if you have any comments please let me know at roy.kennedy@ntlworld.com