Deanwood Park

(Our iconic statue)

Are you new to this area?

Looking for a friendly place to play golf?

Over 55?

Then get in touch with Deanwood Evergreens via the Clubhouse on 01635

48772.

Please follow the club

guidelines and stay safe so that we can meet again in the future!

Coronavirus Stay Home Protect the NHS Save Lives

With the easing in conditions members are asked to adhere to any new situations and please observe them.

Stay safe, stay alert and stick to the guidelines!

Phillipa asked me the other day if I knew what the penalty would be if we stole a calendar.

I reckon we'd get six months each!!

Autumn is coming to Deanwood.

We have a beautiful course.

They come by land, water and air to get here!

Answers to the sports quiz.

Who won 2019’s Sports Personality of the Year? Ben Stokes
How many goals did England score (excluding penalty shoot-outs) at the Mens’ 2018 FIFA World Cup? 12
Ben Stokes inspired England’s 2019 Cricket World Cup final victory over New Zealand – who scored the second-highest number of runs in the match for England? Jos Buttler
How many different teams have won the Premier League since the start of the inaugural season in 1992/93? Six. ( Man Utd., Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Leicester, Blackburn.) Seven now if you are bang up to date with Liverpool!
What are the five colours of the Olympic rings? Blue, yellow, black, green and red.
What score did cricketing legend Don Bradman average as a batsman across his career? 99.94
At which venue is the British Grand Prix held? Silverstone.
How many horses are on each team in a polo match? Four.
Where is the US Masters golf tournament held? Augusta National Golf Club.
Which European city hosted the 1936 Summer Olympics? Berlin.

TV this week!
1. When did Big Brother first air on Channel 4?
2. Who was the first presenter of the X Factor in the UK?
3. Which actor played the ninth reincarnation of the Doctor in Doctor Who?
4. The Simpsons was the spin-off show of which American sketch series?
5. What was the name of the tower block where Del Boy and Rodney Trotter lived in Only Fools and Horses?
6. Gillian Anderson plays a therapist in which hit Netflix show?
7. What is the name of the fictional borough of Melbourne where Australian soap Neighbours is set?
8. EastEnders began broadcasting on BBC One in which year?
9. Who is the longest serving presenter of the BBC children’s show Blue Peter?
10. What is the name of Mackenzie Crook’s character in sitcom The Office?

Next week.

####### Next week will be what it is!#######

Start Time!

Booking is on line only at present but it is now for up to four people for 18 holes.

Who am I!

Well, who is this?

Answer at the bottom of the page.

Have you heard this one !

Three football teams (Arsenal, Liverpool, and Hartlepool) are flying from England across Egypt for a match in the Middle East.

Their plane crashes in the desert and they survive.

After days of wandering, they are really hungry so when they come across a camel, the footballers decide to kill it and eat it.

The Liverpool team says, "Because we play for Liverpool, will we eat the liver."

The Hartlepool players decide, "Because we play for Hartlepool, we will eat the heart."

The Arsenal team says, "I think we might go hungry..."

Who said?

Golf is not a particularly natural game. Like sword swallowing it has to be learned.

Was it:

a) H.J.Higham

b) Brian Swarbrick

c) Jack Burke.

Answer at the bottom of the page.

The Deans.

Some Deans are getting together to play at reserved tee times, meeting at 07.45 hrs for a draw of sorts. If you wish to join in please contact Colin Jones.

There is also a Monday meet, contact Gordon Neale for this one!

They are facing each other!

Can you find the Mouse?

Next week, who knows?

Did I?

As you walk off the course next time ask yourself the following questions:

Did I enjoy myself?

Have I signed my card?

Did I replace my divots and repair my pitch marks?

You should answer YES to them all!

Seniors Diary.


Jan	Fri	3-Jan	Seniors Medal	Feb	Fri	7-Feb	Seniors Medal
	Fri	10-Jan	Yellow ball		Fri	14-Feb	Stroke & Putt
	Fri	17-Jan	Stableford/Eclectic		Fri	21-Feb	Stableford/Eclectic
	Fri	24-Jan	3 Club Challenge		Fri	28-Feb	Half & Half
	Fri	31-Jan	123 Stableford


Mar	Fri	6-Mar	Seniors Medal	Apr			Draw Change to 8:00
	Fri	13-Mar	Seniors - 123 Waltz Strokeplay		Fri	3-Apr	Seniors Medal
	Fri	20-Mar	Stableford/Eclectic		Fri	10-Apr	Good Friday
	Fri	27-Mar	Bogey Competition		Fri	17-Apr	Stableford/Eclectic
					Fri	24-Apr	Seniors vs Basset Down (H) *


May	Fri	1-May	Seniors Medal	Jun	Fri	5-Jun	Seniors Medal
	Fri	8-May	Greensomes (Bank Holiday)		Thur	11-Jun	Seniors vs Basset Down (A) *
	Fri	15-May	Stableford/Eclectic		Fri	12-Jun	Better Ball
	Thu	21-May	Seniors vs Bradfield (A) #		Fri	19-Jun	Stableford/Eclectic
	Fri	22-May	Texas Scramble		Fri	26-Jun	Awayday - ???? f
	Fri	29-May	Les Hargreaves Trophy		Fri	26-Jun	Rollup

Jul	Fri	3-Jul	Seniors Medal	Aug	Fri	7-Aug	Seniors Medal
	Fri	10-Jul	Bowmaker Strokeplay		Fri	14-Aug	Allan Snook Memorial Trophy
	Fri	17-Jul	Stableford/Eclectic		Fri	21-Aug	Seniors vs Theale (H) #
	Fri	24-Jul	Yellow Ball		Fri	28-Aug	Stableford/Eclectic
	Fri	31-Jul	Texas Scramble


Sep	Fri	4-Sep	Seniors Medal	Oct	Fri	2-Oct	Seniors Medal
	Fri	11-Sep	Senior vs Bradfield (H) #		Fri	9-Oct	Seniors - 123 Waltz Stableford
	Fri	18-Sep	Stableford/Eclectic		Fri	16-Oct	Stableford/Eclectic
	Fri	25-Sep	Seniors vs Theale (A) #		Fri	23-Oct	Seniors - BB
	Fri	25-Sep	Rollup		Fri	30-Oct	Texas Scramble


			Draw Change to 8:15	Dec	Fri	4-Dec	Seniors Medal
Nov	Fri	6-Nov	Seniors Medal		Fri	11-Dec	Stableford/Eclectic
	Fri	13-Nov	Bowmaker Stableford		Fri	18-Dec	Seniors Christmas Challenge
	Fri	20-Nov	Stableford/Eclectic		Fri	25-Dec	Xmas Day
	Fri	27-Nov	6/6/6

Answers:

Player - Jan Stephenson

Who said it b) Brian Swarbrick.

Remember if you have any comments please let me know at roy.kennedy@ntlworld.com

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Deanwood ParkGolf Course • Newbury

Are you new to this area?

Looking for a friendly place to play golf?

Over 55?

Then get in touch with Deanwood Evergreens via the Clubhouse on 01635

48772.

Please follow the club

guidelines and stay safe so that we can meet again in the future!

With the easing in conditions members are asked to adhere to any new situations and please observe them.

Stay safe, stay alert and stick to the guidelines!

Phillipa asked me the other day if I knew what the penalty would be if we stole a calendar.

I reckon we'd get six months each!!

Autumn is coming to Deanwood.

We have a beautiful course.

They come by land, water and air to get here!

Answers to the sports quiz.

Who won 2019’s Sports Personality of the Year? Ben Stokes

How many goals did England score (excluding penalty shoot-outs) at the Mens’ 2018 FIFA World Cup? 12

Ben Stokes inspired England’s 2019 Cricket World Cup final victory over New Zealand – who scored the second-highest number of runs in the match for England? Jos Buttler

How many different teams have won the Premier League since the start of the inaugural season in 1992/93? Six. ( Man Utd., Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Leicester, Blackburn.) Seven now if you are bang up to date with Liverpool!

What are the five colours of the Olympic rings? Blue, yellow, black, green and red.

What score did cricketing legend Don Bradman average as a batsman across his career? 99.94

At which venue is the British Grand Prix held? Silverstone.

How many horses are on each team in a polo match? Four.

Where is the US Masters golf tournament held? Augusta National Golf Club.

Which European city hosted the 1936 Summer Olympics? Berlin.

TV this week!

When did Big Brother first air on Channel 4?

Who was the first presenter of the X Factor in the UK?

Which actor played the ninth reincarnation of the Doctor in Doctor Who?

The Simpsons was the spin-off show of which American sketch series?

What was the name of the tower block where Del Boy and Rodney Trotter lived in Only Fools and Horses?

Gillian Anderson plays a therapist in which hit Netflix show?

What is the name of the fictional borough of Melbourne where Australian soap Neighbours is set?

EastEnders began broadcasting on BBC One in which year?

Who is the longest serving presenter of the BBC children’s show Blue Peter?

What is the name of Mackenzie Crook’s character in sitcom The Office?

Next week.

####### Next week will be what it is!#######

Start Time!

Booking is on line only at present but it is now for up to four people for 18 holes.

Who am I!

Well, who is this?

Answer at the bottom of the page.

Have you heard this one !

Three football teams (Arsenal, Liverpool, and Hartlepool) are flying from England across Egypt for a match in the Middle East.

Their plane crashes in the desert and they survive.

After days of wandering, they are really hungry so when they come across a camel, the footballers decide to kill it and eat it.

The Liverpool team says, "Because we play for Liverpool, will we eat the liver."

The Hartlepool players decide, "Because we play for Hartlepool, we will eat the heart."

The Arsenal team says, "I think we might go hungry..."

Who said?

Golf is not a particularly natural game. Like sword swallowing it has to be learned.

Was it:

a) H.J.Higham

b) Brian Swarbrick

c) Jack Burke.

Answer at the bottom of the page.

The Deans.

Some Deans are getting together to play at reserved tee times, meeting at 07.45 hrs for a draw of sorts. If you wish to join in please contact Colin Jones.

There is also a Monday meet, contact Gordon Neale for this one!

They are facing each other!

Can you find the Mouse?

Next week, who knows?

Did I?

As you walk off the course next time ask yourself the following questions:

Did I enjoy myself?

Have I signed my card?

Did I replace my divots and repair my pitch marks?

You should answer YES to them all!

Seniors Diary.

Jan

Fri

3-Jan

Seniors Medal

Feb

Fri

7-Feb

Seniors Medal

Fri

Deanwood Park
Golf Course • Newbury