Seniors

  (Our iconic statue)

Do you like playing golf in a relaxed yet competitive manner?

Are you over 55?

Then get in touch with Deanwood Seniors via the Clubhouse on 01635 48772.

The Seniors ( Evergreens ) meet every Friday at 08.30 hrs.

The Captain - Ray Bilton - is always willing to chat and can be contacted through the members section of the website or via the Pro shop.

If Friday is not convenient then there is an offshoot group (The Deans) meeting on Monday (11 am) and Wednesday ( 8 am). Their contacts are Gordon Neale and Richard Jones all contactable through the website or the Pro shop.

No matter what time of year you are guaranteed a warm welcome here!

....... make sure you know the right handicap for each tee and that you are aware of all the local rules .

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 John asked me recently why we hide Easter eggs?

They are a little chicken I told him!

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.......come and play golf with the Seniors...........

..............we'll 'pear' you up with someone!!

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Match v Bassett Down.

It was an eggciting day, blustery with a little drizzle but the Deanwood team couldn't quite eggcecute the plan hatched by skipper Nigel Connor.

Sid Edwards (just look how consistent he's been this year) and partner Keith Count prevented the whitewash but that was the only high point in a 4 - 1 defeat.

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What do you call an unconventional Easter Egg?

An eggcentric!

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Not going anywhere!

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The game blossoms at  Deanwood.

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STAY SAFE!

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Next week.

#######  April Stableford / Eclectic #######

Back to normal 08.30 hrs draw time!

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Do you know why John hired the Easter Bunny?

He had the most eggsperience!

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Who is this?

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Have you heard this one ?

During the service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express thanks for prayers which had been answered.

A lady stood up and came forward.

She said, "I have a reason to thank the Lord. Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

There was an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.

She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim.

She continued, "Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctors say, with time, his scrotum should recover completely."

All the men sighed with relief.

The pastor rose and tentatively asked if any one else had anything to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.

He said, "Hi, I'm Jim and I would like to tell my wife, the word is sternum".

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Who said?

I played crap, he played crap, he just out crapped me!

Was it:

a)  Lee Trevino

b) Wayne Grady        or

c) David Feherty ?

Answer at the bottom of the page.

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The Deans.

Monday Matins.

(Notes from Friar Neale) 

07/04/25

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Wednesday Wizards.

 ( Musings from The Elders)

16/4/25

No results available.

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Did I?

Play Golf or just spoil another walk?

As you walk off the course next time ask yourself the following questions:

Did I enjoy myself?

Have I signed my card?

Did I replace my divots and repair my pitch marks?

You should answer YES to them all!

Seniors Calendar

Answers:

It's Mao Saito

It was b) Wayne Grady

Remember if you have any comments please let me know at roy.kennedy@ntlworld.com