Deanwood Park

(Our iconic statue)

Are you new to this area?

Looking for a friendly place to play golf?

Over 55?

Then get in touch with Deanwood Evergreens via the Clubhouse on 01635

48772.

Please follow the club

guidelines and stay safe so that we can meet again in the future!

Coronavirus Stay Home Protect the NHS Save Lives

With the easing in conditions members are asked to adhere to any new situations and please observe them.

Stay safe, stay alert and stick to the guidelines!

Phillipa told me the other day that she didn't trust teachers who used graph paper.

They're always plotting some thing!

(This feature will disappear soon as the lovely Phillipa moves to pastures new at the end of the month!)

Autumn is coming to Deanwood.

We have a beautiful course, even in the dull weather!

Congratulations to the groundstaff!

Foodie quiz 2 Answers:

1. What’s it called when you put meringue with cream and strawberries and coulis? Eton Mess
2. Which has more calories in a full standard packet Viennetta or Arctic Roll?    Vienetta – 834 vs 550
3. You can buy lemon Angel Delight, true or false?   False
4. ‘Colin’ is synonymous with which supermarket? M&S
5. Battenberg cake is traditionally which two colours?   Yellow and pink
6. Name five ingredients in trifle? Sponge cake or fingers, cream, fruit, sherry,strawberries, custard
7. I sound like an STI, what am I?   Spotted dick
8. What is an eccles cake made of?   Sticky and packed with fruit, with extra flaky and light pastry
9. What’s the English word for when you have loads of ice cream, fruit and sauce in a tall glass?   Knickerbocker Glory
10. I have bananas, cream, and toffee made from boiled condensed milk – what am I? Banoffee pie…

Gardening quiz!

1. What is the popular name for the flowering houseplant Impatiens Walleriana?

2. What would a gardener do with a dibber or dibble?

3. Charles Darwin described this carnivorous plant ? the most wonderful plant in the world?. What is the name of this plant?

4. The love apple is the original name for what?

5. The Death Cap is the most poisonous variety of what?

6. What is the name given to the female reproductive organ of a flower?

7. A Kumquat is a small Japanese variety of what sort of fruit?

8. Why is reindeer Moss so called?

9. Harry Wheatcroft was a renowned breeder of what?

10. What is the name of the 3 leafed clover associated with St Patrick?s day?

11. Which part of a tree can be used to make cork?

12. What is the largest and tallest tree in the world?

13. What general term is given to those trees whose leaves fall in autumn (fall)?

14. Which tissue beneath the bark of trees forms wood?

15. Where in the flowering plant does the male gamete form?

Next week.

####### Next week will be what it is!#######

Start Time!

Booking is on line only at present but it is now for up to four people for 18 holes.

Who am I!

Well, who is this?

Answer at the bottom of the page.

Have you heard this one !

Who said?

If you can get the ball in the hole regularly by standing on your head, then keep right on - and don't listen to advice from anyone!

Was it:

a) John Jacobs

b) Gene Sarazen

c) Lee Trevino.

Answer at the bottom of the page.

The Deans.

Some Deans are getting together to play at reserved tee times, meeting at 07.45 hrs for a draw of sorts. If you wish to join in please contact Colin Jones.

There is also a Monday meet, contact Gordon Neale for this one!

Kennedy Killer Cup.

To cheer us all up this contest will go ahead on November 25th!

There will obviously be changes so here you go!

1. Teams of 4, pick them yourself, NOT a random draw.

2. Book your own tee time Wednesday morning.

3. Record just your GROSS scores.

The format is still a Multiplier and only two scores will count. These will be in strict rotation.

To ensure fairness the services of 'Honest Jack' the bookie have been retained and she will also be in charge of the random allocation of the usual 'magnificent' prizes!

These will be announced at a later date and the winners published on this site after the competition.

These will then be sanitized and left in the Pro shop for collection!

Good luck!

8 teams so far, brilliant!

However in these strange times and in a break from tradition for one day only, ladies will be playing.

They are paying a price though as they will not receive the customary 3 shots and they will have to play from the white tees.

I hope that doesn't ruffle too many feathers!

Next week, who knows?

Did I?

As you walk off the course next time ask yourself the following questions:

Did I enjoy myself?

Have I signed my card?

Did I replace my divots and repair my pitch marks?

You should answer YES to them all!

Seniors Diary.



Sep	Fri	4-Sep	Seniors Medal	Oct	Fri	2-Oct	Seniors Medal
	Fri	11-Sep	Senior vs Bradfield (H) #		Fri	9-Oct	Seniors - 123 Waltz Stableford
	Fri	18-Sep	Stableford/Eclectic		Fri	16-Oct	Stableford/Eclectic
	Fri	25-Sep	Seniors vs Theale (A) #		Fri	23-Oct	Seniors - BB
	Fri	25-Sep	Rollup		Fri	30-Oct	Texas Scramble


			Draw Change to 8:15	Dec	Fri	4-Dec	Seniors Medal
Nov	Fri	6-Nov	Seniors Medal		Fri	11-Dec	Stableford/Eclectic
	Fri	13-Nov	Bowmaker Stableford		Fri	18-Dec	Seniors Christmas Challenge
	Fri	20-Nov	Stableford/Eclectic		Fri	25-Dec	Xmas Day
	Fri	27-Nov	6/6/6

Answers:

Player - Cheyenne Woods

Who said it a) John Jacobs

Remember if you have any comments please let me know at roy.kennedy@ntlworld.com

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Deanwood ParkGolf Course • Newbury

Are you new to this area?

Looking for a friendly place to play golf?

Over 55?

Then get in touch with Deanwood Evergreens via the Clubhouse on 01635

48772.

Please follow the club

guidelines and stay safe so that we can meet again in the future!

With the easing in conditions members are asked to adhere to any new situations and please observe them.

Stay safe, stay alert and stick to the guidelines!

Phillipa told me the other day that she didn't trust teachers who used graph paper.

They're always plotting some thing!

(This feature will disappear soon as the lovely Phillipa moves to pastures new at the end of the month!)

Autumn is coming to Deanwood.

We have a beautiful course, even in the dull weather!

Congratulations to the groundstaff!

Foodie quiz 2 Answers:

Gardening quiz!

1. What is the popular name for the flowering houseplant Impatiens Walleriana?

2. What would a gardener do with a dibber or dibble?

3. Charles Darwin described this carnivorous plant ? the most wonderful plant in the world?. What is the name of this plant?

4. The love apple is the original name for what?

5. The Death Cap is the most poisonous variety of what?

6. What is the name given to the female reproductive organ of a flower?

7. A Kumquat is a small Japanese variety of what sort of fruit?

8. Why is reindeer Moss so called?

9. Harry Wheatcroft was a renowned breeder of what?

10. What is the name of the 3 leafed clover associated with St Patrick?s day?

11. Which part of a tree can be used to make cork?

12. What is the largest and tallest tree in the world?

13. What general term is given to those trees whose leaves fall in autumn (fall)?

14. Which tissue beneath the bark of trees forms wood?

15. Where in the flowering plant does the male gamete form?

Next week.

####### Next week will be what it is!#######

Start Time!

Booking is on line only at present but it is now for up to four people for 18 holes.

Who am I!

Well, who is this?

Answer at the bottom of the page.

Have you heard this one !

Who said?

If you can get the ball in the hole regularly by standing on your head, then keep right on - and don't listen to advice from anyone!

Was it:

a) John Jacobs

b) Gene Sarazen

c) Lee Trevino.

Answer at the bottom of the page.

The Deans.

Some Deans are getting together to play at reserved tee times, meeting at 07.45 hrs for a draw of sorts. If you wish to join in please contact Colin Jones.

There is also a Monday meet, contact Gordon Neale for this one!

There he is!

Can you see 10 differences?

Kennedy Killer Cup.

To cheer us all up this contest will go ahead on November 25th!

There will obviously be changes so here you go!

1. Teams of 4, pick them yourself, NOT a random draw.

2. Book your own tee time Wednesday morning.

3. Record just your GROSS scores.

The format is still a Multiplier and only two scores will count. These will be in strict rotation.

To ensure fairness the services of 'Honest Jack' the bookie have been retained and she will also be in charge of the random allocation of the usual 'magnificent' prizes!

These will be announced at a later date and the winners published on this site after the competition.

These will then be sanitized and left in the Pro shop for collection!

Good luck!

8 teams so far, brilliant!

However in these strange times and in a break from tradition for one day only, ladies will be playing.

They are paying a price though as they will not receive the customary 3 shots and they will have to play from the white tees.

I hope that doesn't ruffle too many feathers!

Next week, who knows?

Did I?

As you walk off the course next time ask yourself the following questions:

Did I enjoy myself?

Have I signed my card?

Did I replace my divots and repair my pitch marks?

You should answer YES to them all!

Seniors Diary.

Sep

Fri

4-Sep

Seniors Medal

Deanwood Park
Golf Course • Newbury