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Deanwood Park

  

 

 

 (Our iconic statue)

 

Are you new to this area?

Looking for a friendly place to play golf?

Over 55?

Then get in touch with Deanwood Seniors via the Clubhouse on 01635 48772.


 

Normally the Seniors (Evergreens) meet on a Friday at 08.00 hours. The Captain - Ray Bilton - is always willing to chat and can be contacted through the members section of the website.

 

If Friday is not convenient then there is an offshoot group (The Deans) meeting on Monday and Wednesday. Their contacts are Gordon Neale, Colin Jones and Richard Jones all contactable through the website.

 

 

This door will always open for golfers of any standard.


 

100 not out!

 

Congratulations to Jim Dearlove who reached the milestone of being 100 years old this week.

Jim still plays regularly and is an inspiration to us all!

Well done!

 

 



 

 

We are open again, bookings are being taken!

7 days ahead for members, 4 days for non-members!

 

 

 


 


 

 

 

  

 

 

Make sure you know the right handicap for each tee!


 

I had to give up my job as a can crusher. It was soda pressing!



Texas Scramble


With the new rules for Texas Scramble the Seniors were all too pleased that Ray was working out the results

As it turned out, they were pretty close!

 

 

 

Slope Rating

98

 

 

 

Men - Orange Tees

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

Slope Rating

101

 

 

 

Ladies - Purple Tees

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

Position

Player 1

Hcp Index

Course Hcp

Play Hcp 30%

Player 2

Hcp Index

Course Hcp

Play Hcp 20%

Player 3

Hcp Index

Course Hcp

Play Hcp 10%

Team Playing Hcp

Gross Score

Net Score

   

1

Mike King

16.1

14

4.2

Monty Norman

19.4

17

3.4

Tom Wallin

25.0

22

2.2

9.8

61

51.2

   

2

Bill Field

13.7

12

3.6

Keith Endersby

22.3

19

3.8

Sid Edwards

25.9

22

2.2

9.6

62

52.4

   

3

Mona Butler

21.1

19

5.7

Roger King

21.1

18

3.6

Stephen Vale

24.6

21

2.1

11.4

65

53.6

   

4

John Byrne

21.3

18

5.4

Robert Butler

26.0

23

4.6

Richard Cross

26.8

23

2.3

12.3

66

53.7

   

5

Bob Giles

13.9

12

3.6

Linda Vale

29.9

27

5.4

Jane Connor

31.0

28

2.8

11.8

68

56.2

   

6

Malcolm Sheppard

23.7

21

6.3

Harry Jackson

24.2

21

4.2

Roger Pascall

36.4

32

3.2

13.7

70

56.3

   

7

Nigel Connor

14.9

13

3.9

Jeff Panting

18.3

16

3.2

Richard Tripp

28.1

24

2.4

9.5

70

60.5

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   
                                   
                                   



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mike, Monty and Tom.



 

All is going well at present but keep your fingers crossed that all stays that way and the next phase will follow on schedule!

 

 

 

 




 

 Ali Tait and her team are now able to help with snacks and drinks as the restrictions are eased.


 


 

We are back to golf now and hopefully enjoying it, but.............

 

STAY SAFE!


Players are back on the course so please look after it.

 

 

 

 

All parts of the course are perking up now!

 

 

 



 

 

Next week.


#######  Next week is the Stableford /Eclectic #######

 

(There is now a full Calendar at the end of the webpage,)

 

  



 

 

 Start Time!  

 

Booking is possible on line now.

 

Golf - Teeing Off

 

 

 

 

 


 

Who is this?

 

 

 

 



 

 

Have you heard this one !

Three dead men go to hell at the same time. There is a Young man, a middle aged man, and an old man.

Satan tells them that they can only leave hell if he can't do what they ask.

The young man asks for the fastest sports car in the world; he goes to into hell.

The middle aged man asks for the most advanced computer in the world; he goes into to hell.

The old man gets a glass bottle, farts into it, closes the lid, pokes many holes in the lid, and asks Satan which hole the fart came from.

After pointing to every hole on the lid, the old man turns around, points at his butt hole, and says, "Nope, this one."


 

 

 

Who said?

I've quit worrying about bad shots. I just tell myself, "Relax Bozo. If you can't have fun, you shouldn't be out here!"

 

Was it:

 

a) Babe Didrickson

b) Patty Sheehan

c) Jan Stephson?

 

Answer at the bottom of the page.



 

The Deans.

 

Monday Matins.

(Musings from Friar Neale)

 

Some good scores today, we play better with a bit of warmth on our shoulders.


First, 85 points, Malcolm, Gordon D and Colin.
2nd, 80 points, Bill, Sid and Dave Mil.
3rd, 74 points, Mike, Richard W and Monty.
4th, 73 points, Richard J, Barry and Rod.
Last, 70 points, Keith, Brian and Gordon N
Best round of the day Colin 42 with Gordon D and Mike Y close behind on 40.

 

Wednesday Wizards.

(News from Friar Jones)

The extra lie in for Sid obviously did him a power of good as he returned a round of 46 points.


First on 85 points, Dave Mil, Monty and Sid.
2nd, 83 points, Mike Y, Richard J and Michele.
3rd, 80 points, Richard W, Richard C and Rod.
4th, 78 points, Gordon N, Roger and Gordon D.
5th, 71 points, Bill, Brian, James and David M


 


 

 

Nigel Connor has finalised his group away to Old Thorns on August 11th/12th.

A group of 8 will be battling it out for the Cloisters Cup!




Stay safe!

 

 

 

 

 

Next week, who knows?

 

 

 



 

 

Did I?

Play Golf?????

 

Image result for puzzled golfer

As you walk off the course next time ask yourself the following questions:

Did I enjoy myself?

Have I signed my card?

Did I replace my divots and repair my pitch marks?

You should answer YES to them all!




Seniors Diary.

 

May Fri 7-May   Jun Fri 4-Jun Seniors Medal
  Fri 14-May     Fri 11-Jun Texas Scramble
  Thu 20-May Seniors vs Bradfield (A) #   Fri 18-Jun Stableford/Eclectic
  Fri 21-May     Fri 25-Jun Yellow Ball
  Fri 28-May          
               
 
Jul Fri 2-Jul Seniors Medal Aug Fri 6-Aug Seniors Medal
  Thur 8-Jul Seniors vs Basset Down (A) *   Fri 13-Aug Allan Snook Memorial Trophy
  Fri 9-Jul Bowmaker Strokeplay   Fri 21-Aug Seniors vs Theale (H) #
  Fri 16-Jul Stableford/Eclectic   Fri 27-Aug Stableford/Eclectic
  Fri 23-Jul Seniors vs Basset Down (H) *        
  Fri 30-Jul Texas Scramble        
 
Sep Fri 3-Sep Seniors Medal Oct Fri 1-Oct Seniors Medal
  Fri 10-Sep Senior vs Bradfield (H) #   Fri 8-Oct Seniors - 123 Waltz Stableford
  Fri 17-Sep Stableford/Eclectic   Fri 15-Oct Stableford/Eclectic
  Wed 29-Sep Seniors vs Theale (A) #   Fri 22-Oct Seniors - BB
  Fri 24-Sep Rollup   Fri 29-Oct Texas Scramble
               
 
      Draw Change to 8:15 Dec Fri 3-Dec Seniors Medal
Nov Fri 5-Nov Seniors Medal   Fri 10-Dec Stableford/Eclectic
  Fri 12-Nov Bowmaker Stableford   Fri 17-Dec Seniors Christmas Challenge
  Fri 19-Nov Stableford/Eclectic   Fri 24-Dec Xmas Day
  Fri 26-Nov 6/6/6   Sat 31-Dec Texas Scramble
               
 

 

 



Answers:

It's good old boy Boris Johnson.

It was b) Patty Sheehan



 

Remember if you have any comments please let me know at roy.kennedy@ntlworld.com



 

 
 
 
May
Fri
7-May
Jun
Fri
4-Jun
Seniors Medal
Fri
14-May
Fri
11-Jun
Texas Scramble
Thu
20-May
Seniors vs Bradfield (A) #
Fri
18-Jun
Stableford/Eclectic
Fri
21-May
Fri
25-Jun
Yellow Ball
Fri
28-May
Jul
Fri
2-Jul
Seniors Medal
Aug
Fri
6-Aug
Seniors Medal
Thur
8-Jul
Seniors vs Basset Down (A) *
Fri
13-Aug
Allan Snook Memorial Trophy
Fri
9-Jul
Bowmaker Strokeplay
Fri
21-Aug
Seniors vs Theale (H) #
Fri
16-Jul
Stableford/Eclectic
Fri
27-Aug
Stableford/Eclectic
Fri
23-Jul
Seniors vs Basset Down (H) *
Fri
30-Jul
Texas Scramble
Sep
Fri
3-Sep
Seniors Medal
Oct
Fri
1-Oct
Seniors Medal
Fri
10-Sep
Senior vs Bradfield (H) #
Fri
8-Oct
Seniors - 123 Waltz Stableford
Fri
17-Sep
Stableford/Eclectic
Fri
15-Oct
Stableford/Eclectic
Wed
29-Sep
Seniors vs Theale (A) #
Fri
22-Oct
Seniors - BB
Fri
24-Sep
Rollup
Fri
29-Oct
Texas Scramble
Draw Change to 8:15
Dec
Fri
3-Dec
Seniors Medal
Nov
Fri
5-Nov
Seniors Medal
Fri
10-Dec
Stableford/Eclectic
Fri
12-Nov
Bowmaker Stableford
Fri
17-Dec
Seniors Christmas Challenge
Fri
19-Nov
Stableford/Eclectic
Fri
24-Dec
Xmas Day
Fri
26-Nov
6/6/6
Sat
31-Dec
Texas Scramble
 




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