Seniors

  (Our iconic statue)

Do you like playing golf in a relaxed yet competitive manner?

Are you over 55?

Then get in touch with Deanwood Seniors via the Clubhouse on 01635 48772.

Normally the Seniors (Evergreens) meet on a Friday at 08.00 hours. During the winter months (November - March) this is 08.30 hours.

The Captain - Ray Bilton - is always willing to chat and can be contacted through the members section of the website or via the Pro shop.

If Friday is not convenient then there is an offshoot group (The Deans) meeting on Monday (11 am) and Wednesday ( 8 am). Their contacts are Gordon Neale, Colin Jones and Richard Jones all contactable through the website or the Pro shop.

No matter what time of year you are guaranteed a warm welcome here!

It's that time of year again!

If you haven't had your renewal notice or you are not a member yet now is the time to cough up the cash!

John will gladly show you all the options available or look them up online!

....... make sure you know the right handicap for each tee and that you are aware of all the local rules .

John  had his favourite cuppa at a soccer match last week.....a penaltea!!!!

.......come and play golf with the Seniors...........

......................................you might Sta - man!

This means that the draw for the Seniors will now take place at 08.00 hrs..

Winter Rules.

I don't really know if it's good news but Winter rules have been extended!

For clarification see the news section of the website.

April  Stableford / Eclectic.

Things are looking up again now and a dozen Seniors took to the course, better than they took to their new handicaps, for the April Stableford / Eclectic.

Scores were pretty good and the usual suspects rose to the top again.

Well done all!

Bob, James and Ray..

STAY SAFE!

Next week.

#######  May Medal #######

Who is this?

Have you heard this one ?

 A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning.

The surprised girl said, “What was that?”

The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!”

The girl slapped him soundly.

“What was that?!” said the boy, holding his cheek.

“Customer feedback.”

Who said?

The only time I took a 1 iron out of my bag was to kill a tarantula and I still took seven!

Was it:

a)  Jim Murray

b)  Al Murray   or

c)  Ruby Murray?

Answer at the bottom of the page.

The Deans.

Monday Matins.

(Notes from Friar Neale) 

We played a Texas Scramble today, the rain was constant but gentle and all the greens were available after being micro vertidrained.

57.5 strokes, Tom Wallin, Brian Earle and Brendan Coyle.
58.5 strokes, Nige Connor, Rod Spring and Barry Wall.
59 strokes, Adrian Little, Gordon Neale and John Larch.
59.5 strokes, Colin Jones, Dave Duffy and Keith Count.
60.2 strokes, Bevan Metcalf, Richard Jones and Gordon Dobson.
62.2 strokes, Peter Williams, Sid Edwards and James Hirst. 

Wednesday Wizards.

 ( Musings from Friar Jones)

Hi everyone,

From the 1st May all Wednesday games will be qualifiers which will review your handicap after each game.

Today 17 of us played a Stableford game:

89      Bevan Metcalf   Gordon Neale   Rod Spring
79.3   Nigel Connor   Sid Edwards   Colin Jones   Bill Field
78      Peter Williams   Tony Finch   James Gould
73      Brendan Coyle   Adrian Little   John Goddard
72.6   Nick Brown   Richard Jones   Gordon Dobson   Keith Count

Hope to see you next week.

Cheers

Colin

Did I?

Play Golf or just spoil another walk?

As you walk off the course next time ask yourself the following questions:

Did I enjoy myself?

Have I signed my card?

Did I replace my divots and repair my pitch marks?

You should answer YES to them all!

Seniors Calendar

Answers:

It's Russell Henley

It was a) Jim Murray

Remember if you have any comments please let me know at roy.kennedy@ntlworld.com