Deanwood Park




 (Our iconic statue)


Are you new to this area?

Looking for a friendly place to play golf?

Over 55?

Then get in touch with Deanwood Evergreens via the Clubhouse on 01635


My apologies for the appearance of some of the 'bits' on the page. When I edit them they look fine but when saved and seen on the site they appear in different sizes I cannot seem to correct......sorry!




Tier 5!


Course Closed!








There is light at the end of the tunnel, keep your eyes peeled for updates!

March 29th!!!!!




My Grandson asked me the other day if it was ignorance or apathy that was making the covid situation worse?


I don't know I replied, don't really care either!

Some Old News questions this week!

1 Who was the Prime Minister of India who was assassinated in 1984?

2 In 1986, Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE) was identified following a British epidemic, what is the disease commonly called?

3 Who did Mikhail Gorbachev replace as Soviet leader in 1985?

4 What was the name of the oil rig that caught fire in the North Sea in 1988?

5 In 1986 an American space shuttle disintegrated after launch, killing all on board, what was the name of the shuttle?

6 In 1989, where in Beijing did thousands of Chinese students protest for democracy?

7 In what year did the Chernobyl Nuclear Reactor explode? 

8 Bucks Fizz won the Eurovision Song Contest in 1981, which UK city was the contest held in the following year?

9 In 1980, Spain and the United Kingdom reopened the border between Spain and Gibraltar, what year had it been closed?


 Last week's answers:-


  1. Which period drama became Netflix’s biggest ever show in January 2021?

  2. Who won the first series of RuPaul’s Drag Race UK?

  3. US sitcom Frasier (1993-2004) is a spin-off series from which popular comedy?

  4. How many hosts of The Great British Bake-Off have there been?

  5. What is the name of Zendaya’s character in HBO drama Euphoria?

  6. Which girl group performed during the opening minutes of Channel 5’s launch in 1997 in the UK?

  7. In what year did Coronation Street first air on ITV?

  8. How many episodes of Game of Thrones are there?

  9. What is the highest-rated TV series on the IMDB Top 250 TV series list?

  10. Which British TV show recorded the largest audience for a single episode with over 30 million viewers?


    1. Bridgerton

    2. The Vivienne

    3. Cheers

    4. Five (Mel Giedroyc, Sue Perkins, Sandi Toksvig, Noel Fielding and Matt Lucas)

    5. Rue Bennett

    6. The Spice Girls

    7. 1960

    8. 73

    9. Breaking Bad

    10. Eastenders (on Christmas Day 1986)




We hope to be back again soon!

It will be good to see players back on the course but please look after it.


Let's hope that when we return the course will still look as great as it always has! 

John Bowness was up at the course on Monday 1st March and took these pictures for me, more to follow!








Next week.

#######  Next week will be what it is!#######








 Start Time!  


Booking is not possible


Golf - Teeing Off






Who am I! 


Well, who is this? 






Have you heard this one !

A United States Marine was deployed to Afghanistan.

While he was there he received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend.

In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.

To add injury to the insult, she said she wanted back the picture of herself that she had given him.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find.

In all, he got more than 25 pictures of various women (some with clothes and some without).

He then mailed them to his now-former girlfriend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."






Who said?


The difference between a sand trap and water is the difference between a car crash and an airplane crash. You have a chance of recovering from a car crash!


Was it:

a) Walter Hagen

b) Lee Trevino

c) Bobby Jones


Answer at the bottom of the page.


The Deans.



 Last week was the 5 Club Challenge, what's this one?


Last week:

  1. 1 Bergerac, starring John Nettles, first aired in 1981. Which island was it set on?

    2 What was the name of the family which featured in the Carla Lane sitcom Bread, which first aired in 1986?

    3 Which city was Channel 4’s flagship soap opera Brookside set in?

    4 ‘I’ll have a p please Bob’ – who was Bob? And what was the programme?

    5 In 1984 Margaret Thatcher wrote and starred in a sketch in an episode of which popular comedy?

    6 Where was Danger Mouse’s secret base? 

    7 Who took over from Eammon Andrews as presenter of This is Your Life in 1987?

    8 Which series featured Ian McShane as an antiques dealer?

    9 27 million people watched who being shot in November 1980?


    1 Jersey. 2 Boswell. 3 Liverpool. 4 Bob Holness Blockbusters. 5 Yes Minister. 6 Postbox. 7 Michael Aspel.
    8 Lovejoy. 9 JR Ewing (Dallas)




    1 Which band was Vince Clarke with first before joining Yazoo and later Erasure?

    2 Which Walker Brothers hit did Midge Ure cover in 1982?

    3 When some band members split from Human League what was their new band called?

    4 What was the band New Order originally called?

    5 Which band was first on at Live Aid?

    6 Who was the leader singer of Haircut 100?

    7 Which band had a hit with The Model, which was number 1 in January and February 1982?

    8 Who were ‘making plans for Nigel’ in 1980?

    9 Andy McCluskey was the lead singer for which band?


    Would all players who were going on the Manor of Groves trip last April please check your email for an important request! 




    Stay Safe!

Stay safe!






Next week, who knows?






Did I?

Play Golf?????


Image result for puzzled golfer

As you walk off the course next time ask yourself the following questions:

Did I enjoy myself?

Have I signed my card?

Did I replace my divots and repair my pitch marks?

You should answer YES to them all!

Seniors Diary.

It's blank for next year so far.......fingers crossed!





It's Kapil Dev

Who said it c) Bobby Jones


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