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Deanwood Park

  

 

 

 (Our iconic statue)

 

Are you new to this area?

Looking for a friendly place to play golf?

Over 55?

Then get in touch with Deanwood Evergreens via the Clubhouse on 01635

48772.



Tier 5!

 


Course Closed!

 


 

 

 

 

 Have you signed the latest petition yet?

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/557167

 


 


John was saying a few weeks ago that leading up to the new handicap system that the stats were like a girl in a bikini .

They show a lot but not everything!



 

We hope to be back again soon!


It will be good to see players back on the course but please look after it.

 

Let's hope that when we return the course will still look as great as it always has!  Without access to the course here are a couple of older photos!

 

 

 

 

 



  1. A DNA molecule is described as being what shape?

  2. Botany is the study of what life form?

  3. Which process converts sugar to acids, alcohol or gases?

  4. Which chamber of the heart pumps deoxygenated blood to the lungs?

  5. What is the largest animal on the planet?

     

    Answers:

    1. Double helix

    2. Plants

    3. Fermentation

    4. Right ventricle

    5. Blue whale



    This week:-

    1. Who is the Special in the Lego Movie?

    2. What colour are most buses in London?

    3. What’s the name of the talking snowman in Disney’s Frozen?

    4. What do the wheel’s on the bus do in the song?

    5. What is taller, an elephant or a giraffe?

    6. Who are Harry Potter’s two best friends?

    7. What’s the name of the cowboy in Toy Story?

    8. How many planets are in our solar system?

    9. How many players are in a football team?

    10. How many zeros are there in one thousand?



Next week.


#######  Next week will be what it is!#######

 

 

 

 
 
 
 

  



 

 

 Start Time!  

 

Booking is not possible

 

Golf - Teeing Off

 

 

 

 

 


Who am I! 

 

Well, who is this? 

 



 

Have you heard this one !

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

 

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Dad'.

 

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

Dear, Dad.

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love,

Your son,

Joshua.

P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home!


 


 

 

 

 

Who said?

You have the hands, now play with your heart!

 

Was it:

a) Roberto De Vincenzo

b) Seve Ballesteros

c) Lee Trevino

 

Answer at the bottom of the page.



 

The Deans.

Just 5 questions this week! 

  1. To the nearest thousand, how many words are in the complete works of Shakespeare?

  2. How many minutes long is the film Jaws?

  3. How high is Mount Everest in metres?

  4. How many bones are there in the average adult human body?

  5. What percentage of the Earth’s surface is made up o the Atlantic Ocean?

     

    Answers:

    1. 884,000

    2. 124

    3. 8,848 metres

    4. 206

    5. 20 per cent



    Any Friends fans?

    1. What does Rachel claim is her favourite movie?

    2. Which Friend has the middle name Muriel?

    3. What is the name of Phoebe’s elusive roommate whom he never meet?

    4. What are the names of Frank and Alice’s triplets?

    5. Who plays Phoebe’s long-lost father in season 5’s ‘The One With Joey’s Bag’?



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Next week, who knows?

 

 

 



 

 

Did I?

Play Golf?????

 

Image result for puzzled golfer

As you walk off the course next time ask yourself the following questions:

Did I enjoy myself?

Have I signed my card?

Did I replace my divots and repair my pitch marks?

You should answer YES to them all!




Seniors Diary.

It's blank for next year so far.......fingers crossed!

 

 

 


Answers:

It's Bradley Walsh

 

Who said it a) Roberto De Vincenzo



 

Remember if you have any comments please let me know at roy.kennedy@ntlworld.com



 

 
 
 




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