Deanwood Park

 

 

 

 

 (Our iconic statue)

 

Are you new to this area?

Looking for a friendly place to play golf?

Over 55?

Then get in touch with Deanwood Evergreens via the Clubhouse on 01635

48772.



   Did you miss me? I was on a bypass off the information superhighway last week so my apologies for keeping you in the dark! A double dose of results this week!

 

 

November Bowmaker.

A team contest this week with 8 teams of three battling it out!

Well done Mike, Rob and Bob!

 

Position

Player 1

Hcp

Player 2

Hcp

Player 3

Hcp

Stableford Points

1

Mike King

11

Rob Butler

27

Bob Giles

19

89

2

Jame Gould

24

Rob Sim

16

Mona Butler

21

85

3

Barbara Tayton

31

Richard Tripp

24

Sid Edwards

26

82

4

Raymond Bilton

12

Stuart Brunsden

21

Graham Bradfield

15

82

5

Nigel Connor

18

Bill Field

13

Gordon Dobson

24

81

6

Roy Kennedy

15

Keith Endersby

21

Peter Sharp

18

80

7

Richard Cross

22

Colin Cox

28

Ian Macdougall

26

78

8

Graham Falconer

18

Roger King

18

Tom Postlewaite

23

74

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Players with 2's

Hole

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gordon Dobson

1

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peter Sharp

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tom Postlewaite

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well done!

 

 November Stableford / Eclectic.


24 players eventually turned out on a brisk sunny morning for the penultimate installment of the eclectic. Scoring was not as bright as the sun but fun was had even if a lot of time was taken!

Coming in at the head of the field were Mike King and Nigel Connor with 38 points and Tom Postlewaite and Stuart Brunsden with 39. Final positions will be ratified as soon as possible!

Tom, Stuart, Mike and Nigel.

 

Unconfirmed results:

Position

Player

Shots

Nett pts

1

Tom Postlewaite

22

39

2

Stuart Brunsden

21

39

3

Mike King

11

38

4

Nigel Connor

18

38

5

James Gould

24

36

6

Frederick Brenchley

19

36

7

Bob Giles

19

36

8

Sid Edwards

26

36

9

Graham Bradfield

15

36

10

Raymond Bilton

12

35

11

Rob Sim

16

35

12

Roger King

18

33

13

Roy Kennedy

15

32

14

Alan Lawrence

15

32

15

Bill Field

13

32

16

Peter Sharp

18

31

17

Gordon Dobson

24

31

18

Lou Warner

20

29

19

Monty Norman

15

27

20

John Byrne

21

26

21

Gordon Vivian

25

26

22

Richard Tripp

24

25

23

Tom Darling

26

24

24

Colin Cox

28

24

25

Tom Wallin

18

17

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2's

Hole

 

 

Raymond Bilton

1st

 

 

Bill Field

14th

 

 

Fred Brenchley

7th

 

 

Graham Bradfield

7th

 

 

Nigel Connor

5th

 

 

Nigel Connor

16th

 

 

     

 



 

Christmas is coming!

 

Sorry to mention it so early but we need to help out the catering staff.

This year the main meal will be on Wednesday 13th where the Deans and Seniors will combine.

On Friday 15th there will be a light lunch where the presentations will be made. Please check the noticeboard for details.

Here is the menu for this year and a list will be up on the noticeboard very soon.

Please sign up to say if you are playing and what your menu choice is by December 1st please.

 

 

 

There will be an £8 discount on this and if you haven't already used it you can use your wine voucher in conjunction with the meal.

 

 

 




 

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As is ever the case I would always like to hear any news you have about the Club!

roy.kennedy@ntlworld.com



 

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Next week!

 *****Next week is a 6/6/6 contest. 3 different forms of golf, 6 holes each!*****

 



 

  

Just a reminder that if you are scoring someone else's card in a competition, friendly or not, you should sign it before returning it to them!

 

 

 



 

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Who this is?

 

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Answer at the bottom of the page.



 

Speed of play.

 

A gentle reminder that you should always try to maintain contact with the playing group in front of you and if you fall more than a hole behind it is courteous to let the next group play through. 



 

 

 Course Etiquette.

With the 'better' weather now with us a request that we PLEASE replace divots, repair pitchmarks and rake bunkers!

It just makes it fairer for those following on.

Thank you!

 



 

Have you heard the one about?   

A young couple called the Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.

On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr Smith decided to get out of the house so that his wife could do the business, so he kissed his wife goodbye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.” 

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

‘Good morning, Madam’, he said, ‘I’ve come to…’  

‘Oh, no need to explain,’ Mrs Smith cut in, embarrassed, ‘I’ve been expecting you.’ 

‘Have you really?’ said the photographer. ‘Well, that’s good. Did you know babies are my specialty?’ 

‘Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat!

After a moment she asked, blushing, ‘Well, where do we start?’

‘Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.’

‘Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work out for Harry and me!’ 

‘Well, Madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.’ 

‘Oh, that’s a lot!’, gasped Mrs Smith.

‘Madam, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I’d love to be In and out in five minutes, but I’m sure you’d be disappointed with that.’

‘Don’t I know it,’ said Mrs Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. ‘This was done on the top of a bus,’ he said. 

‘Oh, my God!’ Mrs Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

‘And these twins turned out exceptionally well – when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.’

‘She was difficult?’ asked Mrs Smith.

‘Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look’

‘Four and five deep?’ said Mrs Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

‘Yes’, the photographer replied. ‘And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling – I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.’ 

Mrs Smith leaned forward. ‘Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh…equipment?’

‘It’s true, Madam, yes. Well, if you’re ready, I’ll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.’

‘A tripod?

‘Oh yes, Madam. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It’s much too big to be held in the hand very long.’

Mrs Smith fainted

 



 

 The Deans.

  Allan and Rob, Mike had unfortunately had to leave.

 

 

This week was a Bowmaker which was won by Monty Mason, Len Texel and Colin Cox.

Our leader is so distressed that the scoring is not up to scratch that he is moving the goalposts or making the holes bigger or something!

Anyway we wait with bated breath for the outcome!

 

Next week is a roll up for the Funsdon Texas Scramble Trophy.

  

 



 

Seniors Diary 2017 

 

  Fri 1-Sep Seniors Medal Oct Fri 6-Oct Seniors Medal
  Fri 8-Sep Senior vs Bradfield (H) #   Fri 13-Oct Seniors - 123 Waltz Stableford
  Fri 15-Sep Stableford/Eclectic   Fri 20-Oct Stableford/Eclectic
  Fri 22-Sep Stroke & Putt   Fri 27-Oct Seniors - BB
  Fri 29-Sep Seniors vs Theale (A) #        
               
 
      Draw Change to 8:30 Dec Fri 1-Dec Seniors Medal
Nov Fri 3-Nov Seniors Medal   Fri 8-Dec Seniors Christmas Challenge
  Fri 10-Nov Bowmaker Stableford   Fri 15-Dec Stableford/Eclectic
  Fri 17-Nov Stableford/Eclectic   Fri 22-Dec Texas Scramble
  Fri 24-Nov 6/6/6   Fri 29-Dec Roll up
               
 

 



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