Seniors

  (Our iconic statue)

Do you like playing golf in a relaxed yet competitive manner?

Are you over 55?

Then get in touch with Deanwood Seniors via the Clubhouse on 01635 48772.

The Seniors ( Evergreens ) meet every Friday at 08.30 hrs.

The Captain - Raymond Bilton - is always willing to chat and can be contacted through the members section of the website or via the Pro shop.

If Friday is not convenient then there is an offshoot group (The Deans) meeting on Monday (11 am) and Wednesday ( 8 am). Their contacts are Gordon Neale and Richard Jones all contactable through the website or the Pro shop.

No matter what time of year you are guaranteed a warm welcome here!

....... make sure you know the right handicap for each tee and that you are aware of all the local rules .

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John asked me the other day if I knew the average height of a dwarf.

No I said it's a little gnome fact!

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.......come and play golf with the Seniors...........

..............we won't get prickly about it!

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September Scramble.

It couldn't have been too much of a scramble.....good scores!

Bob, Stuart and Mona.

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Match v Theale.

Although the match was lost 4 - 2 thanks to the result at home we get to retain the inter club trophy.......hurrah!

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The game thrives at  Deanwood.

The roots are strong!

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STAY SAFE!

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Next week.

####### October Medal #######

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Who is this?

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Have you heard this one ?

An American tourist is visiting Barnsley, and decided to go for a walk in Locke Park. 

Whilst there he sees an old bloke sat on one of the benches, flat cap, muffler, stick. with a Border Collie sat by him. 

The tourist, being a friendly kind of chap, as Americans are, walked up to the bench, sat down, and said the the old feller, 'Lovely day, isn't it?' 

'Aye', says the old bloke. 

A pause. 

'Really nice park you have here.' 

'Aye'  Slightly longer pause. 

'Lovely dog, Border Collies are great I always say.' 

'Aye'. Much longer pause, then the dog sees something and races off towards the bushes. 

The old man reacts instantly 'Grieg, Greig, get back here, sithi.' 

The dog returns and lies down again. 

'So,' says the American, 'you're dog's called Grieg'. 

'Aye'. 

Pause. 

'How did you come to give him that name?'  ''cos when he were a pup he used to pee agin't suite'.

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Who said?

Well, the game isn't big enough unless it scares you a little!

Was it:

a)  Captain Picard

b)  Commander Riker                 or

c) Commander LeForge   ?

Answer at the bottom of the page.

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The Deans.

Monday Matins.

(Notes from Friar Neale) 

22/09/25

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Wednesday Wizards.

 ( Musings from The Elders)

24/09/25

No contest.

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Did I?

Play Golf or just spoil another walk?

As you walk off the course next time ask yourself the following questions:

Did I enjoy myself?

Have I signed my card?

Did I replace my divots and repair my pitch marks?

You should answer YES to them all!

Seniors Calendar

Answers:

It's Lilia Vu

It was b) Commander Riker

Remember if you have any comments please let me know at roy.kennedy@ntlworld.com